I’ve been looking closely at the spam that Google manages not to block lately. On one hand, I’m disappointed Google missed one out of nine thousand this month, but I’m also a little glad, as this kind of thing shines a bit of happiness onto my internal image of spammers. I mean, this is nearly poetry! I can picture literary snobs in a thousand years or so trying to analyze this kind of thing. This will be normal, and all emails that don’t contain gibberish will be put into a folder by themselves by future-Google.
Wait, who am I kidding. Google probably will append a few smaller companies they acquire onto their name for good measure. Like, Googlesofthoo – Mart.
Anyhow, here’s the message:
From: “Michelle Swain” <KathleenurbanHolley@cantonrep.com>
Subject: shattuck darwinian cockatoo cockatoo darwinian
Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2008 19:31:56 +0800
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I dont know what I just read but it made my day. Cockateel coakatoo porkloin bumble bee habeus corpus. Look! I can do it too!
This is what happens when computers try to communicate with us . . . autonomously! There is no Michelle Swain, methings, but rather an elaborate supercomputer somewhere that you have managed to piss off with one of your various hacky escapades. Made any enemies as of late?
What is bumburbia?
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how ya doin mate!